me: *is jokingly mean to my friend*
friend: *jokingly pretends to be hurt*
me:
(via jelloapocalypse)
The thing about Peggy hill is you see her in some episodes and you might think well this woman has some lesbionic mannerisms. but the truth is she’s just one of those very sporty southern moms who inexplicably gets away with not upholding their side of the gender roles even in communities where everyone is kinda expected to do that. Like she kinda gets to do what she wants. Cause she’s Peggy that’s just how Peggy is. And she has a husband and a kid so they’re like ok fine I guess
Like if you told her she looked gay here she would laugh really awkwardly and be like Well, I hope you mean that as in “happy”, because in that case I am positively gay. I am so gay and in love with my wonderful husband Hank. And Hank would be like *texan sigh* Peggy, You can’t go around tellin people you’re “gay” for me. People are gonna start to get the wrong idea. And then shed accuse Hank of being homophobic and double down
(via jelloapocalypse)
heh heh…
sort of, uh… heh
kinda looks like uh… heh, you know…
What do you see? What does it look like, Supercumrat64? Why don’t you share it with the class, Supercumrat64?
(via qqchurch)
while kissing my cat’s little head: you’re a problem *smooch* you’re a terror *smooch* you’re a menace to society *smooch smooch smooch*
(via mightbemystic)
you used to call me on my hands-free talking glove
I’m just wondering how they can possibly market this as hands-free
(via mightbemystic)
Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
those are his hooves you bitch
(via mightbemystic)
this is peak trans culture because this would have been easier with very nearly any other guitar design but she just haaad to use one shaped like the letter e. Not afraid of a challenge. Respect.
I would like to add that their name is E, literally just the letter E, like they’re in a spy movie. As if that wasn’t cool enough already she went and got a guitar shaped like her name. Fucking icon.
TRULY A M A Z I N G